Sunday, November 4, 2007

New Word #1

Pastensify v. (etym: Eng. past tense)
1. To change to past tense, as an informational article whose content has passed since its original redaction.
ex. "I pastensified the Wikipedia article about that show that got cancelled."

Friday, June 29, 2007

The Truth Behind Vytorin

Cholesterol comes from two sources: food and family. Vytorin treats two sources; only Vytorin blocks the absorption of cholesterol from food, AND KILLS YOUR FAMILY. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

...

*ahem* Yes.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

OMFGLOLLERCHAT #1

Kewlio: Ever watch Robot Chicken?
AJ: lmao, yeah
Kewlio: I just watched it for the first time today.
Kewlio: I don't see the point of taking a roadkill chicken, rebuilding it into a cyborg, and making it watch all of the TV channels at once. :P
AJ: ...get it up to date on pop culture?
Kewlio: To what end? :P
AJ: ooh! so it can win trivial pursuit
Kewlio: ...You're cute, you know that? :P
AJ: yes, it comes naturally.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Call Centre Capers #1

"Thank you for calling central reservations. This is Kewlio, may I have your name please?"

"Yeah, I'm checking on availability..." [This tells me: Your name must be "Yeah".]
"I want to check for reservations on [some date]..." [Then get ready for a long list, buddy >.>]
"I don't have my confirmation number..." [Then you should have *asked* for your confirmation number in the first place. Makes it *way* easier.]
"Oh, wait, could we make that three nights instead of two?" [In the middle of taking your information? You *really* couldn't have told me this before?]
"I don't have a credit card..." [umm... Then you can't book a room. You need a credit card to book a room. It is common sense, isn't it? >.>]

(I know some of those are not entirely funny, but goes to show how stupid some people calling in can be... x.x)

"Thank you for calling, now please go to hell."

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Song of the Day #4

For April 9th, 2007:

"Katamaritaino" from Katamari Fortissimo Damacy

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Song of the Day #3

For April 5th (so far):
"Unavoidable Destiny" from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Song of the Day #2

For March 30: "Feats of Valor" by Elwood (XM-format music -- not to be confused with XM Satellite Radio)



Free download here - playable with Modplug Player or Winamp

Monday, March 26, 2007

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Arr, Me Bucko

It is impossible to win $20,000 in the ALC's Bucko draw.

See, if you match all five numbers in one row, you get $20,000. However, by matching five numbers across your ticket, you win $5.

Therefore, it is impossible to win $20,000; if you get all the numbers in a row, you will win at least $20,005, up to $21,000.

Ha.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

I Only Fly Away

You know, "I'm Like A Bird" should have been the ending theme for Terranigma. I think it fits so well.





You're beautiful, that's for sure

You'll never ever fade

You're lovely but it's not for sure

That I won't ever change

And though my love is rare

Though my love is true



I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away

I don't know where my soul is

I don't know where my home is

(and baby all I need for you to know is)



I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away

I don't know where my soul is

I don't know where my home is

All I need for you to know is




Your faith in me brings me to tears

Even after all these years

And it pains me so much to tell

That you don't know me that well

And though my love is rare

Though my love is true



I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away

I don't know where my soul is

I don't know where my home is

(and baby all I need for you to know is)



I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away

I don't know where my soul is

I don't know where my home is

(and baby all I need for you to know is)




It's not that I wanna say goodbye

It's just that every time you try

To tell me that you love me



Each and every single day

I know I'm going to have to eventually

Give you away



And though my love is rare

And though my love is true

Hey I'm just scared

That we may fall through



I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away

I don't know where my soul is

I don't know where my home is

(and baby all I need for you to know is)



I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away

I don't know where my soul is

I don't know where my home is

(and baby all I need for you to know is...)




(repeat until fade)





If Square-Enix ever decides to remake this game, they *need* to put this song in.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Song of the Day

I constantly have one song playing on repeat stuck in my head all day long. I may as well document this.



Today's song of the day:

Passing Breeze, from the Sega multi-platform game Out Run

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

SimBot Says #2

SimBot, what do you think about Vista?

"I fill it should still go through the damned user and come down - design vista."

Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

Friday, March 2, 2007

Some of the Silliest Lyrics Ever

"Who do you think you are, Ram-boooooooo? Or a cumulonimbus capilatus? Or a cirrus, or an altostratus?"

...Rambo? And then a bunch of clouds? What was Carly Simon smoking when she agreed to redo this song? >.>

Sunday, February 25, 2007

'Twas Said in Two Zelda Games

"It's a secret to everyone."

Mwahahaha.